John Gutter

John Gutter is the first level in Pizza Tower, and the first level of the Tower Lobby.
This level serves as a testing ground for the player to get an understanding of the game's base mechanics. This level takes place at the entrance of the tower, featuring a concrete jungle, an underground city, and many Pillar John-like creatures and statues scattered around the level.
The level's titlecard shows Peppino in a small spotlight gazing nervously at the numerous Pillar John lookalikes behind him.
Enemies
This level contains the following enemies:
Locations
Toppins
Out in the open in the fifth room on a platform with a Cheeseslime, accessible by climbing up the ladder or super-jumping to the top.
On a platform in the eighth room, where next to the Toppin is a breakable wall that opens up a path to the other end of the wall.
On a platform in the ninth room before Pillar John, on the top right of the room guarded by a Forknight, though it is still out in the open.
Tower Secret Treasure
Gerome's door is located in the seventh room. The easiest way to access this door is during Pizza Time, where the player has to run into a Metal Block and super-jump to the top. The Tower Secret Treasure is a stick of butter.
Secret Eyes
In the sixth room, where part of the ceiling has cracks and an eyeball scribbled on it, hinting at its location.
This secret room consists of strings of semi-solid platforms with Pizza Points on them, before a longer platform that requires a super-jump or uppercut to exit the secret. To retain a constant dash, the player must turn very quickly on the platforms, though it is not necessary for completing the secret room.
In the ninth room, right before the room with Pillar John. The rightmost area has a spot with a white eye scribbled on the floor. Ground pounding this spot breaks the floor.
This secret room is a short vertical climb where the player must wall climb, while in turn grabbing large Pizza Points on top of each pillar. The player will have to hop to change direction once, so as not to run off the edge of the area.
Only accessible during Pizza Time. After entering the second Pizza Box during Pizza Time, an eye can be seen scribbled on one of the walls on the right. The player must run at Mach 3 to break the breakable wall to access the secret.
This secret room requires the player to run and wall climb through a short parkour course, with Metal Blocks blocking the way.
Pizza Tower Guy
Located in the same room as Pillar John. The player must reach this area within a minute in order to see him, and he disappears when approached.
Chef Tasks
This level has the following Chef Tasks:
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Primate Rage Get a combo of 99 or more in John Gutter. |
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Let's Make This Quick Finish John Gutter in under two minutes. |
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John Gutted Destroy all the dead john blocks in John Gutter. |
Names in other languages
Language | Name | Meaning |
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Sarjeta dos Johns | Gutter of Johns |
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约翰碎石厅 | John Rumble Hall |
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約翰大本營 | John Headquarter |
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Les égoûtus | A portmanteau, combining the words Égouts (Sewers) and Goûtu (Tasty) |
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John-Armada | John Armada |
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Scolo di John | Drainage of John |
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ジョン街路 | |
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존 거터 | Characters that are meant to sound phonetically like "John Gutter" when pronounced in Korean. |
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Джоносток | A portmanteau, combining the words Джон (John) and Водосток (Gutter) |
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Cementerio de Johns | Cemetery of Johns |
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Cementerio de Johns | Cemetery of Johns |
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entrance | Played a role of being an entrance to the Pizza Tower itself |
Music
Mr. Sauceman – Unearthly Blues
Mr. Sauceman – The Noise's Jam-Packed Radical Anthem
Sub-pages
Trivia
Remember to read the wiki's trivia guidelines before adding trivia or making changes.
- As the selection of playable levels expanded over the course of game's development, John Gutter became the second to be the introductory level of a demo release. The first was Oregano Desert.
- Since the assets of the level were designed before Pillar John's current design, the Pillar John-like creatures are noticeably rounder and have brow ridges instead of eyebrows.
Pizza Tower | Levels in|
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Tower Lobby | |
Western District | |
Vacation Resort | |
Slum | |
Staff Only | |
Bonus Levels |