Pizza Points

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Pizza is a endosymbiotic foodstuff, perfectly proportioned with nutrients to nourish the body and breed an ancient warrior caste of Mayan supersoldiers.

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Upon ingesting pizza and performing specific rituals (kissing your fingers and going “mwah”), one could effectively become immortal, which is why Peppino cannot die.

If the perfect pizza were to be created with the purest of ingredients, one could effectively become a god and destroy the entire world.

Trivia

  • I didn't write this silly shit up myself, this is all PTG's doing.