Pizza Granny

Pizza Granny

Pizza Granny is an NPC in the Hub area, Tutorial, and Gustavo & Brick Tutorial of Pizza Tower.

Description

Pizza Granny is a plain cheese pizza with blue eyes and eyelids, and a large mouth with red lips.

In the tutorials, she serves to educate the player on Peppino and Gustavo's movesets. Outside the tutorials, in the lobby, she gives other hints to lesser-known and non-essential techniques as well as other ramblings that can come off as cryptic, unsettling or rude.

Dialogue

Tutorial Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
Press [jump] to jump! Hold [down] and a direction to crawl!	To the right of the entrance door.
You can break marble and metal blocks underneath you with a bodyslam! Press [down] while in the air!	Immediately after the first door.
Start the bodyslam from higher to destroy metal blocks!	Shortly after the first body slam area.
Some blocks may be hidden, keep an eye out for them! Press [grab] to destroy them!	Before the first Toppin.
Press [grab] to do the Grab Dash! It can destroy marble blocks!	Immediately after the second door.
Hold [dash] to start a Mach Run! If you hold [dash] then jump on a wall, you will start wall running!	At the bottom-left corner of a poster showcasing the steps needed to perform a wall run.
Press [jump] while wall running to jump off the wall! Keep [dash] held to stick on the other walls! A tip: You can also use the Grab Dash to start a wall run while in the air, just keep [dash] held!	At the bottom of a drop after the first wallrun sequence.
Press [grab] then hold [dash] for a quick start with the Mach Run! Try it out!	After the third door, next to a poster describing the method spoken.
You can also jump after pressing [grab] in order to do a long jump!	Standing next to a pit after a drop. Another poster describing what she says is hovering above the pit.
You can also simply run up a slope next to a wall to automatically start wall running!	After the pit that the Pizza Granny above is before, next to a slope into a wall.
While doing a Mach Run, hold [down] to destroy blocks in a small gap!	After the third door.
Release [down] and keep holding [dash] to continue the Mach Run!	After the first one-wide gap in the fourth room.
Hold [down] during a Mach Run while in the air to do a dive!	Standing in front of a poster stating her instructions after a long stretch of one-wide gaps.
In order to destroy metal blocks, you need to gain speed by doing the Mach Run. You can hold [left] (if Peppino is facing left) / [right] (if Peppino is facing right) to go even faster too!	After the fourth door, left of a poster detailing similar instructions.
Running down a slope will make you go faster!	At the top of a slope before the third Toppin.
To turn while retaining Mach Run, press the opposite direction.	At the bottom of a slope immediately after the fifth door.
Try turning before falling down a hole, you will retain your speed once on the ground	At an empty space left of the fifth door, behind a metal block.
While at high speed, hold [up] then release it to perform the Super Jump! You can also adjust your position with [left] [right] while you are holding [up]!	At the top of a slope after a narrow, winding path. Right of her is a poster detailing the process.
Another trick: Press [grab] then [down] immediately to go through gaps faster!	At an empty stretch beyond a Super Jump section after the sixth door.
You can grab things with the Grab Dash and throw them by pressing [grab] again!	Immediately after the seventh door next to a Pizzaboy Enemy Spawner.
If you hold [up] before throwing, you will send the things up!	Next to another Pizzaboy Enemy Spawner, after a stretch from the seventh door.
Collect these in order to get a better rank! Some can only be acquired during the escape...	Immediately after the eighth, and gated off, door.
You need to save most of the dudes in the cages in order to advance to the next floor! They will give you money to pay Mr. Stick! If you miss too many of them, you will need to replay some levels!	Before the fifth and final Toppin of the level. This Toppin has floating text above it saying "Very Important!"
Destroy John the pillar in order to open the exit gate. This will reverse the solid pillar blocks!	Before the Pillar John of the tutorial.
GET OUT NOW!!!	Said by all Pizza Grannies once Pizza Time begins.

Hub Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
What do you know about this tower? Who are you? I don't know anything!	In the Tower Lobby, next to Pizzascape.
Did you know you could do a flying uppercut by pressing [up] then [grab]? This can work as a pseudo double jump and can also dispatch enemies in the air!	In the Tower Lobby, next to Chef Tasks room.
After dispatching a few enemies, you might have noticed the electricity effect around you. While the effect is active, press [up] then [taunt] to dispatch every enemy on the screen!	In the Tower Lobby, next to the elevator.
Did you know that your full name is Peppino Spaghetti? That's unfortunate.	In the Tower Lobby, next to Bloodsauce Dungeon.
If you hurt Peppino too much, you can go to hell!	In the Tower Lobby next to the Pepperman boss gate.
Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing [taunt] before getting hurt?	In the Western District, next to Pepperman and the Chef Task door.
I'm going to go ahead and talk about something that I've been telling others who know about this place of worship that you did this. Well, we're down from your pizzeria, and we're down from this tower. There are customers, and they want to see one of these things. So I got a friend, he went down one of the floors and this guy came up next to me, and the idea was, why is it that when you're in the upper part of the tower there is this Pizzaface character, then there's a man from your previous life leading the way? There's a pizza in your tower with all this information.	In the Western District, nearby the Vigilante boss fight door.
I wouldn't trust this Gustavo guy... He seems a bit too friendly...	In the Western District above Oregano Desert with the computer.
Once you have beaten a level, you can revisit it to find a Lap 2 portal near the entrance. These will give you a point bonus, but also force you to loop around the escape portion one more time...	In the Vacation Resort, next to The Noise's boss gate.
I've lost my medication again. This day is going to suck!	In the Vacation Resort, towards Crust Cove.
Pizza Tower Instant Pizza Gaming Promotion! Type pizza to order a free pizza courtesy of Peppino's Pizza!	In the Vacation Resort, next to the wardrobe.
Did you know that you can do a piledriver by holding an enemy and pressing [down] while in the air? You can also perform a piledriver that will boost you upward if you hold [up] before grabbing an enemy.	In the Vacation Resort, towards Gnome Forest.
Remember to not take too many breaks, keep playing! Your time here is limited!	In the Vacation Resort, between the floor's computer and the Anti-gravitational Olive that takes the player to Deep-Dish 9.
An obscure technique: While doing a dive in the air and pressing [jump], you will directly go downward with a body slam. Only useful if you want to save time!	In the Slum, on the way to Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.
Do you seriously think that I'm going to give you more advice after that blunder you just did?	In the Slum, on a ledge above, but not directly above The Pig City.
Did you know that you can make enemies react to you faster by pressing [taunt] near them?	In the Slum, between the computer and Peppibot Factory.
I don't think you need any hints today.	In the Slum, on the ledge going up from the exit Sewer Pipe.
Does your fridge smell weird? Have you checked the expiration date?	In the Slum, on a ledge above Oh Shit!
The elusive P rank... You can get it by doing everything there is to do in a level. The problem is that you need to keep a combo for the entirety of the level! It's a tough challenge, so don't feel bad if you don't want to do it!	In Staff Only, next to the computer.
You know, you really could lose some weight.	In Staff Only, next to Pizzascare's Secret Treasure pedestal
Are you going to play or just stand there stupidly?	In Staff Only, towards Don't Make A Sound.
Kiss my ass!	In Staff Only, next to WAR.
Hey, have you seen a purple porcupine? He's supposed to be at mine to play calzone building.	On a ledge above Oregeno desert, next to the floor's computer. Very rarely. Possibly referring to Snick.

Gustavo & Brick Tutorial Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
Hold [dash] to move faster and destroy metal blocks!	Right next to the beginning of the tutorial.
Press [up][grab] to kick the rat!	Near the first 2 Forknights.
Press [jump] in the air to do a double jump! You can cancel out of it with another move too!	Near the 3rd Forknight.
Press [down] middair to quickly go down!	Near a Breakable Block blocking the path.
The double jump can also destroy metal blocks underneath!	Nearby a metal block blocking the path.
While doing the double jump, hold [jump] while holding in the direction of a wall to climb it!	Next to 2 Cheeseslimes.

Trivia

• In the Hub, Pizza Granny appears only in one spot per floor. Reentering the floor will make Pizza Granny move to a different spot that is always random.

Gallery

Regular Animations

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  Pizza Granny's speaking animation, used when the player is nearby.

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  Pizza Granny's sleeping animation, for when she is not speaking.

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  Texture used in her dialogue boxes.

In-game miscellanous

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  A sign with Pizza Granny's face on it, detailing progress in the world hub it appears in.

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  Note signed by Pizza Granny, found at the first electric gate in Don't Make A Sound.

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  A hint note signed by Pizza Granny in the third secret of Pizzascape.