Pizza Granny

Pizza Granny
Information
Affiliation	Peppino
Gameplay
Debut	Tutorial

Pizza Granny is an NPC in the Hub area, Tutorial, and Gustavo & Brick Tutorial of Pizza Tower.

Description

Pizza Granny is a plain cheese pizza with blue eyes and eyelids, and a large mouth with red lips.

In the tutorials, she serves to educate the player on Peppino, Gustavo and The Noise's movesets. Outside the tutorials, in the lobby, she gives other hints to lesser-known and non-essential techniques as well as other ramblings that can come off as cryptic, unsettling or rude.

Dialogue

Peppino Tutorial Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
Press to jump! Hold and a direction to crawl!	To the right of the entrance door.
You can break marble and metal blocks underneath you with a bodyslam! Press while in the air!	Immediately after the first door.
Start the bodyslam from higher to destroy metal blocks!	Shortly after the first body slam area.
Some blocks may be hidden, keep an eye out for them! Press to destroy them!	Before the first Toppin.
Press to do the Grab Dash! It can destroy marble blocks!	Immediately after the second door.
Hold to start a Mach Run! If you hold then jump on a wall, you will start wall running!	At the bottom-left corner of a poster showcasing the steps needed to perform a wall run.
Press while wall running to jump off the wall! Keep held to stick on the other walls! A tip: You can also use the Grab Dash to start a wall run while in the air, just keep held!	At the bottom of a drop after the first wallrun sequence.
Press then hold for a quick start with the Mach Run! Try it out!	After the third door, next to a poster describing the method spoken.
You can also jump after pressing in order to do a long jump!	Standing next to a pit after a drop. Another poster describing what she says is hovering above the pit.
You can also simply run up a slope next to a wall to automatically start wall running!	After the pit that the Pizza Granny above is before, next to a slope into a wall.
While doing a Mach Run, hold to destroy blocks in a small gap!	After the third door.
Release and keep holding to continue the Mach Run!	After the first one-wide gap in the fourth room.
Hold during a Mach Run while in the air to do a dive!	Standing in front of a poster stating her instructions after a long stretch of one-wide gaps.
In order to destroy metal blocks, you need to gain speed by doing the Mach Run. You can hold (if Peppino is facing left) / (if Peppino is facing right) to go even faster too!	After the fourth door, left of a poster detailing similar instructions.
Running down a slope will make you go faster!	At the top of a slope before the third Toppin.
To turn while retaining Mach Run, press the opposite direction.	At the bottom of a slope immediately after the fifth door.
Try turning before falling down a hole, you will retain your speed once on the ground	At an empty space left of the fifth door, behind a metal block.
While at high speed, hold then release it to perform the Super Jump! You can also adjust your position with while you are holding !	At the top of a slope after a narrow, winding path. Right of her is a poster detailing the process.
Another trick: Press then immediately to go through gaps faster!	At an empty stretch beyond a Super Jump section after the sixth door.
You can grab things with the Grab Dash and throw them by pressing again!	Immediately after the seventh door next to a Pizzaboy Enemy Spawner.
If you hold before throwing, you will send the things up!	Next to another Pizzaboy Enemy Spawner, after a stretch from the seventh door.
Collect these in order to get a better rank! Some can only be acquired during the escape...	Immediately after the eighth, and gated off, door.
You need to save most of the dudes in the cages in order to advance to the next floor! They will give you money to pay Mr. Stick! If you miss too many of them, you will need to replay some levels!	Before the fifth and final Toppin of the level. This Toppin has floating text above it saying "Very Important!"
Destroy John the pillar in order to open the exit gate. This will reverse the solid pillar blocks!	Before the Pillar John of the tutorial.
GET OUT NOW!!!	Said by all Pizza Grannies once Pizza Time begins.
Har, har! Enter this portal when the pillar has been taken down... If you dare! You will have to do another loop around the level, so be sure to have the time for it!	Unused.

The Noise Tutorial Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
Instead of running up walls, Noise will bounce off them with his skateboard. While doing a wall bounce, press to launch yourself in the direction of a wall in order to bounce again.	To the right of the entrance door.
Noise can do a drill move if is held while he is in the air and his skateboard is out. While doing the drill move, you can move left and right freely. You will also go through small gaps automatically.	Immediately after the first door.
Noise's Super Jump works the same, but he has the ability to do it at any moment by pressing and while on the ground.	Immediately after the second door.
When doing a wall bounce, keep held while reaching the ground to boost forward!	Before the Pillar John of the tutorial.
GET OUT NOW!!!	Said by all Pizza Grannies once Pizza Time begins.

Tower Lobby
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
To the left of Pizzascape.	Peppino	What do you know about this tower? Who are you? I don't know anything!	garbage3
	The Noise
To the right of the Chef Tasks room.	Peppino	Did you know you could do a flying uppercut by pressing then ? This can work as a pseudo double jump and can also dispatch enemies in the air!	hubtips1
	The Noise
To the left of the elevator.	Peppino	After dispatching a few enemies, you might have noticed the electricity effect around you. While the effect is active, press then to dispatch every enemy on the screen!	hubtips2
	The Noise
To the left of Bloodsauce Dungeon.	Peppino	Did you know that your full name is Peppino Spaghetti? That's unfortunate.	garbage1
	The Noise	Did you know that your full name is Theodore Noise? That's unfortunate.	garbage1N
To the left of the boss gate.	Peppino	If you hurt Peppino too much, you can go to hell!	garbage2
	The Noise	If you hurt The Noise too much, nothing happens!	garbage2N

Western District
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
Above Oregano Desert, to the right of the computer.	Peppino	I wouldn't trust this Gustavo guy... He seems a bit too friendly...	garbage5
	The Noise	I wouldn't trust this Noisette gal... Wait, she's your girlfriend?	garbage5N
Below Pepperman's graffiti, between Pepperman and the Chef Tasks room.	Peppino	Did you know that you can block and parry any projectile or damage by pressing before getting hurt?	hubtips3
	The Noise
To the right of the Chef Tasks room.	Peppino	Be wary of your final judgement. Your performance is always accounted for.	hubtips4
	The Noise
To the right of the boss gate.	Peppino	I'm going to go ahead and talk about something that I've been telling others who know about this place of worship that you did this. Well, we're down from your pizzeria, and we're down from this tower. There are customers, and they want to see one of these things. So I got a friend, he went down one of the floors and this guy came up next to me, and the idea was, why is it that when you're in the upper part of the tower there is this Pizzaface character, then there's a man from your previous life leading the way? There's a pizza in your tower with all this information.	garbage6
	The Noise

Vacation Resort
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
Between Crust Cove and the lower elevator.	Peppino	I've lost my medication again. This day is going to suck!	garbage9
	The Noise
To the right of the Chef Tasks room.	Peppino	Pizza Tower Instant Pizza Gaming Promotion! Type /pizza to order a free pizza courtesy of Peppino's Pizza!	garbage7
	The Noise	Pizza Tower Instant Pizza Gaming Promotion! Type /pizza to order a free pizza courtesy of Noise's Pizza!	garbage7N
On the left of the Big Mushrooms.	Peppino	Did you know that you can do a piledriver by holding an enemy and pressing while in the air? You can also perform a piledriver that will boost you upward if you hold before grabbing an enemy.	hubtips6
	The Noise
To the left of the boss gate.	Peppino	Once you have beaten a level, you can revisit it to find a Lap 2 portal near the entrance. These will give you a point bonus, but also force you to loop around the escape portion one more time...	hubtips5
	The Noise
Above the boss gate, between an Olive Bubble and the computer.	Peppino	Remember to not take too many breaks, keep playing! Your time here is limited!	garbage8
	The Noise

Slum
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
On a ledge above the left elevator.	Peppino	Do you seriously think that I'm going to give you more advice after that blunder you just did?	garbage11
	The Noise
To the right of Peppibot Factory.	Peppino	Did you know that you can make enemies react to you faster by pressing near them?	hubtips8
	The Noise
On a ledge above the orange pipe that leads to Oh Shit!	Peppino	I don't think you need any hints today.	garbage10
	The Noise
On a ledge above Oh Shit!	Peppino	Does your fridge smell weird? Have you checked the expiration date?	garbage12
	The Noise
On the ledge leading to Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator.	Peppino	Did you know that you can do a piledriver by holding an enemy and pressing while in the air? You can also perform a piledriver that will boost you upward if you hold before grabbing an enemy.	hubtips6
	The Noise

Staff Only
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
To the right of the computer.	Peppino	The elusive P rank... You can get it by doing everything there is to do in a level. The problem is that you need to keep a combo for the entirety of the level! It's a tough challenge, so don't feel bad if you don't want to do it!	hubtips9
	The Noise
To the right of Pizzascare and the wardrobe.	Peppino	You know, you really could lose some weight.	garbage13
	The Noise
On the ledge leading to Don't Make A Sound.	Peppino	Are you going to play or just stand there stupidly?	garbage14
	The Noise
Between WAR and the boss gate.	Peppino	Kiss my ass!	garbage15
	The Noise

Extra Levels
Location	Character	Dialogue	String Name
In the entrance to Tricky Treat.	Peppino	Pay attention to the color of the arrows! The green arrow leads to a pumpkin on the main path, while the blue arrow leads to a pumpkin on a side path!	halloween_granny
	The Noise

Gustavo & Brick Tutorial Dialogue

Dialogue	Location
Hold to move faster and destroy metal blocks!	Right next to the beginning of the tutorial.
Press to kick the rat!	Near the first 2 Forknights.
Press in the air to do a double jump! You can cancel out of it with another move too!	Near the 3rd Forknight.
Press middair to quickly go down!	Near a Breakable Block blocking the path.
The double jump can also destroy metal blocks underneath!	Nearby a metal block blocking the path.
While doing the double jump, hold while holding in the direction of a wall to climb it!	Next to 2 Cheeseslimes.
Weren't you supposed to bring your rat friend? No matter, you can still do in the air to do the crusher jump. It should get you through these upcoming sections!	Right next to the beginning of the tutorial when playing as The Noise.

Trivia

• In the Hub, Pizza Granny will appear in one spot per floor. Re-entering the floor will make Pizza Granny move to a different spot at random.

Gallery

Regular Animations

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  Pizza Granny's speaking animation, used when the player is nearby.

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  Pizza Granny's sleeping animation, for when she is not speaking.

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  Texture used in her dialogue boxes.

In-game miscellanous

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  A sign with Pizza Granny's face on it, detailing progress in the world hub it appears in.

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  Note signed by Pizza Granny, found at the first electric gate in Don't Make A Sound.

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  A hint note signed by Pizza Granny in the third secret of Pizzascape.