Pizzard

Pizzard
Information
Affiliation	Pizzaface
Gameplay
First Appearance	Gnome Forest
First Build Appearance	Blue Block Land

"The pizzard circle studies pizzamancy. Those apprentice wizards will try out their magic on anything. You could try getting caught by their magic bolt on purpose to become an invincible knight!"
— SAGE 2019 Manual (Outdated)

Pizzard is an enemy in Pizza Tower.

Description

Pizzards are humanoid wizards that wear yellow pizza-themed robes with pepperoni-inspired red dots all over, with a beige crust at the bottom of their matching pizza slice-looking wizard hats. Their two eyes are seen peeping out their outfits, with the rest of their faces masqueraded by darkness. Their hands wear white gloves and the little bit of arm that can be seen reveals his skin to be peach-coloured.

Pizzards are said to study "pizzamancy," a magic art that revolves around pizza. They are only apprentices, however, testing out their magic on multiple things to see if it works correctly. While this power can be seen in the ??? Comics, their in-game abilities do not reflect anything pizza-related.

A Pizzard known as Dougie Jones is seen in the ??? Comics serving for The Noise. He has no special traits compared to other Pizzards though The Noise uses him primarily for help.

Behaviour

Pizzard walks around, occasionally throwing a slow moving lightning bolt projectile at the player that'll damage them upon contact.

Appears in

• Gnome Forest
• GOLF
• Pizzascare
• The Crumbling Tower of Pizza

Trivia

• In Noise's Hardoween, Pizzards' outfits' colours are inverted.
• In older demos, Pizzard's stunned animation was reused for his scared animation.
• In older builds, Pizzard would be used to obtain Knight transformation.

Gallery

Regular animations

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  Pizzard's walking animation.
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  Pizzard shooting a lightning bolt.
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  Pizzard's scared animation.
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  Pizzard's stunned animation.
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  Pizzard's defeat sprite.
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  Pizzard's lightning bolt.

Dougie Jones

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  Render of Dougie Jones, taken from "??? Comic #1".
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  Dougie Jones' first appearance in "??? Comic #1".
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  Dougie Jones fixing a ceiling in "??? Comic #1".
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  Dougie Jones magically preparing The Noise a tequila in "??? Comic #2".
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  The Noise disgusted at Dougie Jones' pizza-tasting tequila in "??? Comic #2".
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  The Noise forcefully bringing Dougie Jones along on his hunt in "??? Comic #3".
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  Moveset sketch created to help fans modding Dougie Jones as a playable character in the game.

Miscellaneous

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  Pizzard's appearence in Noise's Hardoween.
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  A snow statue of Pizzard seen in Strongcold.
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  Pizzard facing off against an Exorcist in the title card of Pizzascare.
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  Background Pizzard in Golf.
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  Background Pizzards in Golf.
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  Chart McPig made describing how pizzamancy works.