The Noise

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• File:== Description ==
• File:The Noise is a short, mischievous gremlin who seems similar to a human being. He dons a yellow jumpsuit and chef hat, an orange cape, and white gloves. He has a long nose, a thin, curled mustache, and a single bucktooth.
• File:His mannerisms are usually giddy, energetic and child-like. He frequently summons random, often wacky objects out of thin air, as seen in his movesets. Despite his goofy nature and appearance, he can become frighteningly demonic if angered.
• File:== Boss room ==
• File:Right before the second phase, the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena, remaining there for the rest of the fight.
• File:== Boss Behavior ==
• File:=== Phase 1 ===
• File:The Noise rides his skateboard across the ring, occasionally jumping. If he jumps onto a wall, he will bounce off it.
• File:==== Pogo Stick + Dropping Bombs ====
• File:The Noise jumps around the player on a pogo stick; if the skateboard attack has been used before, he will drop a bouncing bomb to follow the player, exploding after a few seconds or upon contact with the player or a wall.
• File:==== Jetpack Dash & Bounce ====
• File:The Noise launches himself towards the player with a jetpack. After hitting a wall, he will spin and bounce around the room until taunting. The more this attack is used, the more The Noise bounces around the walls and floor before taunting.
• File:==== Hot Air Balloon + Dropping Bombs ====
• File:=== Phase 2 ===
• File:After getting hit 8 times, The Noise and Peppino get into a small scuffle until the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena. Afterwards, The Noise regenerates his HP, and his attacks change slightly, generally becoming more difficult to avoid.
• File:Noiseys will constantly spawn from the upper corners of the arena. They act like Forknights, and can be thrown at The Noise to stun him for an easy attack.
• File:==== Fakeout Taunt ====
• File:After finishing the Hot Air Balloon attack, The Noise will stand still taunting indefinitely, waiting to be hit. Once the player is close enough, The Noise will explode, revealing itself to be a fake as the real Noise slams down from the sky.
• File:==== Noise Crusher ====
• File:After finishing the Pogo Stick attack, The Noise bounds high into the air with the Noise Crusher and slams into the ground, creating a shockwave that must be jumped over in order to avoid.
• File:==== Jetpack Explosion ====
• File:After finishing the Jetpack attack, the jetpack will explode upon touching the ground, damaging the player and any enemies nearby.
• File:==== Skateboard Kick ====
• File:After The Noise finishes skateboarding, he'll kick the skateboard at the player and do one of his taunts. If Peppino gets caught by the skateboard, he'll uncontrollably ride it to the other side of the arena and won't have enough time to hit The Noise.
• File:=== End of the fight ===
• File:=== Boss Rematch ===
• File:The Noise is the third boss in the rematch. He does the same attacks as his original boss fight, but usually being less powerful than in the main fight itself.
• File:== Pre-release ==
• File:== In the comics ==
• File:The Noise appears in both the ''Peppino and Noise Comics'' and ''The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier'' comics.
• File:== Trivia ==
• File:* The Noise is planned to be playable in a future update; however, it is currently unknown what his moveset will be.
• File:**Noise's rabbit costume seen in the ending costume party picture was likely designed to make him look even more like The Noid.
• File:* McPig stated that The Noise's voice is designed to sound similar to Jazz Jackrabbit, from the series of the same name.
• File:* On a stream, McPig mentioned that The Noise is of Mexican descent.
• File:* The Noise originally could have been based on Hatsune Miku but him being inspired The Noid was ultimately decided on.
• File:* The Noise's design was different in earlier versions of the game. His hat more closely resembled a pizza, and he had a pizza emblem on his chest. The design was simplified to make him easier to animate.
• File:*It has been said that the Noise's full name is Theodore Noise, which is shortened to The Noise.
• File:**Noise's full name was originally Theodore J. Noisester, but got changed to just "Theodore Noise".
• File:== Gallery ==
• File:=== Regular animations ===
• The Noise putting on a Peppino mask.

  The Noise putting on a Peppino mask.

• The Noise's idle animation.

  The Noise's idle animation.

• The Noise using a Pogo Stick.

  The Noise using a Pogo Stick.

• The Noise spinning between attacks.

  The Noise spinning between attacks.

• The Noise flying in his Hot Air Balloon.

  The Noise flying in his Hot Air Balloon.

• The Noise dropping a bomb.

  The Noise dropping a bomb.

• Noise Bomb.

  Noise Bomb.

• Noise Bomb landing onto the ground.

  Noise Bomb landing onto the ground.

• The Balloonoise.

  The Balloonoise.

• The Noise preparing to slam downwards.

  The Noise preparing to slam downwards.

• The Noise falling while doing a ground pound.

  The Noise falling while doing a ground pound.

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  The Noise landing after a ground pound.

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  The Noise getting up after a ground pound.

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  The Noise after doing a ground pound.

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  The Noise Jumping to perform a Jetpack attack.

• The Noise preparing to use a Jetpack.

  The Noise preparing to use a Jetpack.

• The Noise flying with a Jetpack.

  The Noise flying with a Jetpack.

• The Noise sliding off the ground with a Jetpack.

  The Noise sliding off the ground with a Jetpack.

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  The Noise bouncing off ground and walls with a Jetpack.

• The Noise building up speed with a Skateboard.

  The Noise building up speed with a Skateboard.

• The Noise dashing with a Skateboard.

  The Noise dashing with a Skateboard.

• The Noise drifting with a Skateboard.

  The Noise drifting with a Skateboard.

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  The Noise preparing to jump with a skateboard.

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  The Noise jumping with a Skateboard.

• The Noise getting off the Skateboard.

  The Noise getting off the Skateboard.

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  The Noise preparing to flip off Peppino.

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  The Noise flipping off Peppino.

• The Noise shaking his butt.

  The Noise shaking his butt.

• The Noise having a big smile.

  The Noise having a big smile.

• The Noise in the air after getting hit.

  The Noise in the air after getting hit.

• The Noise's hurt animation.

  The Noise's hurt animation.

• The Noise in a fightball with Peppino.

  The Noise in a fightball with Peppino.

• The Noise being taken away by Noisette or Bumping

  The Noise being taken away by Noisette or Bumping

• The Noise during his Phase 2 transition.

  The Noise during his Phase 2 transition.

• The Noise kicking a skateboard.

  The Noise kicking a skateboard.

• The Noise doing a wall jump.

  The Noise doing a wall jump.

• The Noise falling after a wall jump.

  The Noise falling after a wall jump.

• The Noise recovering after an explosion.

  The Noise recovering after an explosion.

• The Noise's copy exploding.

  The Noise's copy exploding.

• Noise Crusher's jumping animation.

  Noise Crusher's jumping animation.

• Noise Crusher's falling animation.

  Noise Crusher's falling animation.

• Noise Crusher's landing animation.

  Noise Crusher's landing animation.

• The Noise obtaining a Gatling gun from the sky.

  The Noise obtaining a Gatling gun from the sky.

• The Noise about to shoot Peppino.

  The Noise about to shoot Peppino.

• The Noise screaming after getting grabbed by Noisette.

  The Noise screaming after getting grabbed by Noisette.

• The Noise's idle animation during Pizzahead's third phase cutscene and The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.

  The Noise's idle animation during Pizzahead's third phase cutscene and The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.

• The Noise's walking animation. Seen during The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.

  The Noise's walking animation. Seen during The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.

Arena

• The Noise arena gate.

  The Noise arena gate.

• The Noise arena gate background.

  The Noise arena gate background.

• Arena's ground sprite.

  Arena's ground sprite.

• Phase 1 background. Purple wall with painted clouds, windows, and a sand dune.

  Phase 1 background. Purple wall with painted clouds, windows, and a sand dune.

• Background decoration #1. Giant Noise balloon.

  Background decoration #1. Giant Noise balloon.

• Background decoration #2. Sand with Noise TV building and a camera.

  Background decoration #2. Sand with Noise TV building and a camera.

• Background decoration #3. Arena fence.

  Background decoration #3. Arena fence.

• Noise Balloon heading towards the arena during phase 2.

  Noise Balloon heading towards the arena during phase 2.

• Phase 2 background.

  Phase 2 background.

• The Noise's cameraman Noisey for Noise TV.

  The Noise's cameraman Noisey for Noise TV.

• The Noise's microphone Noisey for Noise TV.

  The Noise's microphone Noisey for Noise TV.

In-game miscellanous

• The Noise's VS screen portrait.

  The Noise's VS screen portrait.

• The Noise's name on the VS screen.

  The Noise's name on the VS screen.

• The Noise's HP icon.

  The Noise's HP icon.

• The Noise's boss fight icon on the Pizza Granny sign.

  The Noise's boss fight icon on the Pizza Granny sign.

• The Noise smoking in Slum.

  The Noise smoking in Slum.

• The Noise looking towards Peppino once approached in Slum.

  The Noise looking towards Peppino once approached in Slum.

• The Noise bouncing around on a washing machine like a rodeo bull in the Wash n Clean secret room in Staff Only.

  The Noise bouncing around on a washing machine like a rodeo bull in the Wash n Clean secret room in Staff Only.

• The Noise in the game's intro.

  The Noise in the game's intro.

• The Noise celebrating his fame with movies, action figures, comics, and other merchandise. Appears in the game's ending.

  The Noise celebrating his fame with movies, action figures, comics, and other merchandise. Appears in the game's ending.

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  The Noise reporting on various ghost characters. Appears in the game's ending.

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  The Noise dressed as The Noid at a costume party. Appears in the ending.

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  The Noise (and the other bosses) chasing Peppino. Appears in the ending.

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  The Noise thinking about Peppino's offer. Appears in the ending.

• The Noise on the 3rd save file in the menu.

  The Noise on the 3rd save file in the menu.

• The Noise on the 3rd save file after being selected in the menu depicting him laughing like a goofy psychopath.

  The Noise on the 3rd save file after being selected in the menu depicting him laughing like a goofy psychopath.

• The Noise looking at the tower while smiling carelessly in the game's ending.

  The Noise looking at the tower while smiling carelessly in the game's ending.

• The Noise singing in the icon when hovering over the audio option.

  The Noise singing in the icon when hovering over the audio option.

Audio

Audio	Description	Additional notes
	noise woah sound	fight sound at the beggining of the boss
	noise sounds when hit or something
	noise scream	higher pitch of Man Yells, Various, Long and Pained Yells stock sound
	noise spinning between attacks	All the sounds and the ones below are fight sounds.
	noise pogo sound
	noise balloon sound
	noise bomb bounce sound
	noise jetpack start
	noise jetpack
	noise jetpack spin
	noise skateboard start	The skateboard mach sounds I think or they can be from the boss fight as well
	noise skateboard
	skateboard sound after noise jumps off of it
	noise crusher attack
	Fightball after phase 1 ends