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'''The Noise''' is the third [[List of bosses|boss]] in [[Pizza Tower]], and an upcoming playable character.
'''The bastard''' is the third [[List of bosses|boss]] in [[Pizza Tower]], and an upcoming playable character.


== Description ==
== Description ==
The Noise is a short, mischievous gremlin who seems similar to a human being. He dons a yellow jumpsuit and chef hat, an orange cape, and white gloves. He has a long nose, a thin, curled mustache, and a single bucktooth.
The bastard is a short, mischievous gremlin who seems similar to a human being. He dons a yellow jumpsuit and chef hat, an orange cape, and white gloves. He has a long nose, a thin, curled mustache, and a single bucktooth.
His mannerisms are usually giddy, energetic and child-like. He frequently summons random, often wacky objects out of thin air, as seen in his movesets. Despite his goofy nature and appearance, he can become frighteningly demonic if angered.
His mannerisms are usually giddy, energetic and child-like. He frequently summons random, often wacky objects out of thin air, as seen in his movesets. Despite his goofy nature and appearance, he can become frighteningly demonic if angered.
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To access the boss room, the player needs to pay [[Mr. Stick]] $200 (20 [[Toppins]]).
To access the boss room, the player needs to pay [[Mr. Stick]] $200 (20 [[Toppins]]).


The boss arena is a yellow inflated boxing ring. In the background lies a yellow 'N-TV' building on a vast sandy landscape, a giant camera, and a giant, inflated Noise Balloon floating around. Two creatures resembling flying [[Noisey|Noiseys]] follow The Noise whilst holding recording equipment. In his boss intro, The Noise taunts [[Peppino]] by scaring him with a mask resembling the latter, takes it off before laughing at him, and starts the fight.
The boss arena is a yellow inflated boxing ring. In the background lies a yellow 'B-TV' building on a vast sandy landscape, a giant camera, and a giant, inflated Bastard Balloon floating around. Two creatures resembling flying [[Bastardy|Bastardys]] follow The Noise whilst holding recording equipment. In his boss intro, The Noise taunts [[Peppino]] by scaring him with a mask resembling the latter, takes it off before laughing at him, and starts the fight.


Right before the second phase, the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena, remaining there for the rest of the fight.
Right before the second phase, the giant Bastard balloon crashes into the arena, remaining there for the rest of the fight.


== Boss Behavior ==
== Boss Behavior ==
=== Phase 1 ===
=== Phase 1 ===
The Noise will taunt for a second at the beginning of the fight, allowing the player to attack him early and get a head-start in the fight. The Noise will perform a spin before between every attack he does, and every attack he chooses is random. He will always do each attack a minimum of two times, regardless of which order he does it in. The Noise will taunt the player after every attack, leaving himself wide open for a counterattack. The Noise tends to land near the player after being hurt, so the player must stay clear as The Noise recovers and performs his spin attack.
The Bastard will taunt for a second at the beginning of the fight, allowing the player to attack him early and get a head-start in the fight. The Noise will perform a spin before between every attack he does, and every attack he chooses is random. He will always do each attack a minimum of two times, regardless of which order he does it in. The Noise will taunt the player after every attack, leaving himself wide open for a counterattack. The Noise tends to land near the player after being hurt, so the player must stay clear as The Noise recovers and performs his spin attack.


==== [[Skateboard]] ====
==== [[Skateboard]] ====
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==== Pogo Stick + Dropping Bombs ====
==== Pogo Stick + Dropping Bombs ====
The Noise jumps around the player on a pogo stick; if the skateboard attack has been used before, he will drop a bouncing bomb to follow the player, exploding after a few seconds or upon contact with the player or a wall.
The Bastard jumps around the player on a pogo stick; if the skateboard attack has been used before, he will drop a bouncing bomb to follow the player, exploding after a few seconds or upon contact with the player or a wall.


==== Jetpack Dash & Bounce ====
==== Jetpack Dash & Bounce ====
The Noise launches himself towards the player with a jetpack. After hitting a wall, he will spin and bounce around the room until taunting. The more this attack is used, the more The Noise bounces around the walls and floor before taunting.
The Bastard launches himself towards the player with a jetpack. After hitting a wall, he will spin and bounce around the room until taunting. The more this attack is used, the more The Noise bounces around the walls and floor before taunting.


==== Hot Air Balloon + Dropping Bombs ====
==== Hot Air Balloon + Dropping Bombs ====
The Noise jumps into the air and onto his Noise-faced hot air balloon. The ride floats back and forth and drops bombs onto the player. If this attack is being used for the first time, The Noise will drop 1 bomb; if not, he will drop 2 bombs. The Noise will jump out and will ground pound, often above the player.
The Bastard jumps into the air and onto his Noise-faced hot air balloon. The ride floats back and forth and drops bombs onto the player. If this attack is being used for the first time, The Bastard will drop 1 bomb; if not, he will drop 2 bombs. The Bastard will jump out and will ground pound, often above the player.


=== Phase 2 ===
=== Phase 2 ===
After getting hit 8 times, The Noise and Peppino get into a small scuffle until the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena. Afterwards, The Noise regenerates his HP, and his attacks change slightly, generally becoming more difficult to avoid.
After getting hit 8 times, The Bastard and Peppino get into a small scuffle until the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena. Afterwards, The Noise regenerates his HP, and his attacks change slightly, generally becoming more difficult to avoid.


==== [[Noisey|Noiseys]] ====
==== [[Bastardy|Bastardys]] ====
Noiseys will constantly spawn from the upper corners of the arena. They act like Forknights, and can be thrown at The Noise to stun him for an easy attack.
Bastardys will constantly spawn from the upper corners of the arena. They act like Forknights, and can be thrown at The Bastard to stun him for an easy attack.


==== Fakeout Taunt ====
==== Fakeout Taunt ====
After finishing the Hot Air Balloon attack, The Noise will stand still taunting indefinitely, waiting to be hit. Once the player is close enough, The Noise will explode, revealing itself to be a fake as the real Noise slams down from the sky.
After finishing the Hot Air Balloon attack, The Bastard will stand still taunting indefinitely, waiting to be hit. Once the player is close enough, The Noise will explode, revealing itself to be a fake as the real Noise slams down from the sky.


==== Noise Crusher ====
==== Bastards Crusher ====
After finishing the Pogo Stick attack, The Noise bounds high into the air with the Noise Crusher and slams into the ground, creating a shockwave that must be jumped over in order to avoid.
After finishing the Pogo Stick attack, The bastard bounds high into the air with the Bastards Crusher and slams into the ground, creating a shockwave that must be jumped over in order to avoid.


==== Jetpack Explosion ====
==== Jetpack Explosion ====
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==== Skateboard Kick ====
==== Skateboard Kick ====
After The Noise finishes skateboarding, he'll kick the skateboard at the player and do one of his taunts. If Peppino gets caught by the skateboard, he'll uncontrollably ride it to the other side of the arena and won't have enough time to hit The Noise.
After The Bastardd finishes skateboarding, he'll kick the skateboard at the player and do one of his taunts. If Peppino gets caught by the skateboard, he'll uncontrollably ride it to the other side of the arena and won't have enough time to hit The bastard.


=== End of the fight ===
=== End of the fight ===
After Phase 2 is finished, another fight will break out between Peppino and The Noise, until a minigun falls from the top of the screen and into the hands of The Noise. Before The Noise is able to fire it, however, [[Noisette]] walks in and drags him off-stage as he screams in horror, depleting his final hit point.
After Phase 2 is finished, another fight will break out between Peppino and The bastard, until a minigun falls from the top of the screen and into the hands of The bastardd. Before The Noise is able to fire it, however, [[Noisette]] walks in and drags him off-stage as he screams in horror, depleting his final hit point.


=== Boss Rematch ===
=== Boss Rematch ===
After beating the [[Pizzahead|Final Boss]]’ 2nd Phase, he will bring in the four previous boss characters, and sends each of them to attack. Despite each boss having 8 HP and an extra 8 HP afterwards, 4 HP will be drained per hit. The player fights each of the bosses one by one, and they use some of the same attacks as before. After defeating Pepperman, [[Gustavo]] will appear for you to grab and throw him at the remaining 3 bosses to stun them.
After beating the [[Pizzahead|Final Boss]]’ 2nd Phase, he will bring in the four previous boss characters, and sends each of them to attack. Despite each boss having 8 HP and an extra 8 HP afterwards, 4 HP will be drained per hit. The player fights each of the bosses one by one, and they use some of the same attacks as before. After defeating Pepperman, [[Gustavo]] will appear for you to grab and throw him at the remaining 3 bosses to stun them.


The Noise is the third boss in the rematch. He does the same attacks as his original boss fight, but usually being less powerful than in the main fight itself.
The Bastard is the third boss in the rematch. He does the same attacks as his original boss fight, but usually being less powerful than in the main fight itself.


After 4 hits, The Noise will go down, and the player will face [[Fake Peppino]].
After 4 hits, The bastard will go down, and the player will face [[Fake Peppino]].


== Pre-release ==
== Pre-release ==
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== In the comics ==
== In the comics ==
The Noise appears in both the ''Peppino and Noise Comics'' and ''The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier'' comics.
The Bastard appears in both the ''Peppino and this bastard Comics'' and ''The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier'' comics.


In Peppino and Noise Comics, he is often seen tormenting and bothering Peppino. His girlfriend, [[Noisette]], is also seen in one of these comics, frightening him.
In Peppino and bastard Comics, he is often seen tormenting and bothering Peppino. His girlfriend, [[Noisette]], is also seen in one of these comics, frightening him.


In The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier, he is seen at a location called the Noise TV Outpost, where he films himself advertising a party that is supposedly going on there and guards a [[Pillar John]] that stands there. This set of comics shows the more serious, less goofier side of The Noise, with him often getting tired of doing his job and pretending to be wacky and crazy.
In The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier, he is seen at a location called the bastard TV Outpost, where he films himself advertising a party that is supposedly going on there and guards a [[Pillar John]] that stands there. This set of comics shows the more funny, goofier side of The bastard, with him often getting happy of doing his job and not-pretending to be wacky and crazy.


In these comics, he also has a [[Pizzard]] assistant known as [[List of miscellaneous characters#Dougie Jones|Dougie Jones]], who tries his best to help him, but often fails to, as seen when he makes The Noise some tequila and he dislikes it due to it being pizza flavored. During the storyline of the comics, The Noise hears that [[Pepperman]] had been attacked by [[Peppino|someone who "moves really fast"]] in a town that he had been trying to take over, which leads him to go off and help him, thinking that the "guy who moves really fast" was Peppino, taking Dougie with him. As the set of comics hasn't been finished yet, it is unknown what he does once he reaches the town.
In these comics, he also has a [[Pizzard]] asshole known as [[List of miscellaneous characters#Dougie Jones|Dougie Jones]], who tries his best to help him, but often fails to, as seen when he makes The bastard some tequila and he dislikes it due to it being piss flavored. During the storyline of the comics, The bastard hears that [[Pepperman]] had been attacked by [[Peppino|someone who "moves really fast"]] in a town that he had been trying to take over, which leads him to go off and help him, thinking that the "guy who moves really fast" was Peppino, taking Dougie with him. As the set of comics hasn't been finished yet, it is unknown what he does once he reaches the town.


== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
* The Noise is planned to be playable in a future update; however, it is currently unknown what his moveset will be.
* The Bastard is planned to be playable in a future update; however, it is currently unknown what his moveset will be.
** [[List of miscellaneous characters#The Doise and Peddito|The Doise]] is planned to replace The Noise in the 3rd boss fight if the player is playing as The Noise.
** [[List of miscellaneous characters#The Doise and Peddito|The Doise]] is planned to replace The Bastard in the 3rd boss fight if the player is playing as The Noise.
* His design and character is based on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid The Noid], the anti-mascot of real-life food chain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino%27s Domino's Pizza].
* His design and character is based on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Noid The Noid], the anti-mascot of real-life food chain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino%27s Domino's Pizza].
**Noise's rabbit costume seen in the ending costume party picture was likely designed to make him look even more like The Noid.
**Bastards rabbit costume seen in the ending costume party picture was likely designed to make him look even more like The Noid.
* McPig stated that The Noise's voice is designed to sound similar to Jazz Jackrabbit, from the series of the same name.
* McPig stated that The Bastard's voice is designed to sound similar to Jack black, from the series of the super mario movie.
* The Noise is said to hate pizza, preferring candy instead. This is also a reference to The Noid, since he also hates pizza, spending most of his time trying to destroy them with his signature Pizza Crusher and other wacky gadgets, only failing to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino's Domino's Pizza].
* The bastard is said to hate pizza, preferring candy instead. This is also a reference to The Noid, since he also hates pizza, spending most of his time trying to destroy them with his signature Pizza Crusher and other wacky gadgets, only failing to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino's Domino's Pizza].
* The name of the Noise's boss fight soundtrack is officially recognized as "Pumpin' Hot Stuff." However, in the sound test room, it is labelled "Pimpin' Hot Stuff," which may be a typo. However, it could also reference the Noise boss fight from the Peppino's Xmas Break demo, which bears the same name.
* The name of the bastard's boss fight soundtrack is officially recognized as "Pumpin' Hot Stuff." However, in the sound test room, it is labelled "Pimpin' Hot Stuff," which may be a typo. However, it could also reference the bastard boss fight from the Peppino's Xmas Break demo, which bears the same name.
* On a stream, McPig mentioned that The Noise is of Mexican descent.
* On a stream, McPig mentioned that The bastard is of Mexican descent.
* The Noise originally could have been based on Hatsune Miku but him being inspired The Noid was ultimately decided on.
* The bastard originally could have been based on Hatsune Miku but him being inspired The Noid was ultimately decided on.
** It is also worth mentioning the 2017 fangame ''Yo! Noid II: Enter the Void'', as the final boss is an original character named Mike Hatsune, designed to be Hatsune Miku's father. His inclusion is a reference to the discontinued Japanese food delivery mobile app ''Domino's App feat. Hatsune Miku'', and its' announcement trailer which has garnered an infamous reputation online for the awkward presentation from then-President and CEO of Domino's Pizza Japan, Scott Oelkers.
** It is also worth mentioning the 2017 fangame ''Yo! Noid II: Enter the Void'', as the final boss is an original character named Mike Hatsune, designed to be Hatsune Miku's father. His inclusion is a reference to the discontinued Japanese food delivery mobile app ''Domino's App feat. Hatsune Miku'', and its' announcement trailer which has garnered an infamous reputation online for the awkward presentation from then-President and CEO of Domino's Pizza Japan, Scott Oelkers.
* In earlier demos, before the player could move around when holding an enemy, Noise's gimmick was that he couldn't reach Mach 3. This was most prominent in the GOLF demo, so when playing as him, all Metal Blocks break instantly, minus the [[Freezer]].
* In earlier demos, before the player could move around when holding an enemy, bastard's gimmick was that he couldn't reach Mach 3. This was most prominent in the GOLF demo, so when playing as him, all Metal Blocks break instantly, minus the [[Freezer]].
* The Noise's design was different in earlier versions of the game. His hat more closely resembled a pizza, and he had a pizza emblem on his chest. The design was simplified to make him easier to animate.
* The bastard's design was different in earlier versions of the game. His hat more closely resembled a pizza, and he had a pizza emblem on his chest. The design was simplified to make him easier to animate.
*Based on the [https://pizzatower.fandom.com/wiki/Peppino/Gallery?file=Pizza Tower Soundtrack Album Cover.png|Pizza Tower Soundtrack Album Cover]], it could be assumed that The Noise has hair underneath his hat.
*Based on the [https://pizzatower.fandom.com/wiki/Peppino/Gallery?file=Pizza Tower Soundtrack Album Cover.png|Pizza Tower Soundtrack Album Cover]], it could be assumed that The bastard has hair underneath his hat.
*It has been said that the Noise's full name is Theodore Noise, which is shortened to The Noise.
*It has been said that the bastard's full name is Theodore bitch, which is shortened to The bastard.
**Noise's full name was originally Theodore J. Noisester, but got changed to just "Theodore Noise".
**bastard's full name was originally Theodore J.basterer, but got changed to just "Theodore bitch".
* The Noise is the only boss in Pizza Tower (excluding [[Pizzaface]]) that cannot regain a health point if a finishing blow is not dealt after depleting all their health.
* The bastard is the only boss in Pizza Tower (excluding [[Pizzaface]]) that cannot regain a health point if a finishing blow is not dealt after depleting all their health.


== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
''For The Noise's playable character animations, see the gallery here: ''[[The Noise/Gallery]].''
''For The bastard's playable character animations, see the gallery here: ''[[The Noise/Gallery]].''


=== Regular animations ===
=== Regular animations ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
Reject Gremlinity Return to humanity.gif|The Noise putting on a Peppino mask.
Reject Gremlinity Return to humanity.gif|The bastard putting on a Peppino mask.
Spr playerN idle.gif|The Noise's idle animation.
Spr playerN idle.gif|The bastard's idle animation.
Noisemoves pogo.gif|The Noise using a Pogo Stick.
Noisemoves pogo.gif|The bastard using a Pogo Stick.
SPEEN.gif|The Noise spinning between attacks.
SPEEN.gif|The bastard spinning between attacks.
Hotairballoon.gif|The Noise flying in his Hot Air Balloon.
Hotairballoon.gif|The bastard flying in his Hot Air Balloon.
Spr noisehotairdrop 0.gif|The Noise dropping a bomb.
Spr noisehotairdrop 0.gif|The bastard dropping a bomb.
Spr playerN noisebomb.gif|Noise Bomb.
Spr playerN noisebomb.gif|bastard Bomb.
Spr playerN noisebombland.gif|Noise Bomb landing onto the ground.
Spr playerN noisebombland.gif|bastard Bomb landing onto the ground.
Spr noisehotairempty 0.gif|The Balloonoise.
Spr noisehotairempty 0.gif|The Balloobitch.
Better.gif|The Noise preparing to slam downwards.
Better.gif|The bastard preparing to slam downwards.
Bodyslam.gif|The Noise falling while doing a ground pound.
Bodyslam.gif|The bastard falling while doing a ground pound.
NoisebodyslamLand (1).gif|The Noise landing after a ground pound.
NoisebodyslamLand (1).gif|The bastard landing after a ground pound.
The Noise belly slam getup.gif|The Noise getting up after a ground pound.
The Noise belly slam getup.gif|The bastard getting up after a ground pound.
The Noise belly slam idle.gif|The Noise after doing a ground pound.
The Noise belly slam idle.gif|The bastard after doing a ground pound.
The Noise jump.gif|The Noise Jumping to perform a Jetpack attack.
The Noise jump.gif|The bastard Jumping to perform a Jetpack attack.
Rocketdash.gif|The Noise preparing to use a Jetpack.
Rocketdash.gif|The bastard preparing to use a Jetpack.
Rocket Dashin'.gif|The Noise flying with a Jetpack.
Rocket Dashin'.gif|The bastard flying with a Jetpack.
Spr playerN jetpackslide 0.gif|The Noise sliding off the ground with a Jetpack.
Spr playerN jetpackslide 0.gif|The bastard sliding off the ground with a Jetpack.
Spr playerN noisebombspinjump 0.gif|The Noise bouncing off ground and walls with a Jetpack.
Spr playerN noisebombspinjump 0.gif|The bastard bouncing off ground and walls with a Jetpack.
NoiseSkateStart.gif|The Noise building up speed with a Skateboard.
NoiseSkateStart.gif|The bastardd building up speed with a Skateboard.
FC08DB43-715D-4112-A6BC-8E98E50E582B.gif|The Noise dashing with a Skateboard.
FC08DB43-715D-4112-A6BC-8E98E50E582B.gif|The bastard dashing with a Skateboard.
7F13EA77-B01D-4F8C-A215-D0001A2777EF.gif|The Noise drifting with a Skateboard.
7F13EA77-B01D-4F8C-A215-D0001A2777EF.gif|The bastard drifting with a Skateboard.
The Noise mach2 jump.gif|The Noise preparing to jump with a skateboard.
The Noise mach2 jump.gif|The Noise preparing to jump with a skateboard.
The Noise mach2 fall.gif|The Noise jumping with a Skateboard.
The Noise mach2 fall.gif|The bastard jumping with a Skateboard.
NoiseSkidMach3.gif|The Noise getting off the Skateboard.
NoiseSkidMach3.gif|The bastard getting off the Skateboard.
Spr noise vulnerable1 0.gif|The Noise preparing to flip off [[Peppino]].
Spr noise vulnerable1 0.gif|The bastard preparing to flip off [[Peppino]].
Ptnoisevulnerable1loop.gif|The Noise flipping off [[Peppino]].
Ptnoisevulnerable1loop.gif|The bastard flipping off [[Peppino]].
Spr noise vulnerable2 0.gif|The Noise shaking his butt.
Spr noise vulnerable2 0.gif|The bastard shaking his butt.
Spr noise vulnerablesmile 0.gif|The Noise having a big smile.
Spr noise vulnerablesmile 0.gif|The bastard having a big smile.
NoiseDies.gif|The Noise in the air after getting hit.
NoiseDies.gif|The bastard in the air after getting hit.
Spr playerN hurt.gif|The Noise's hurt animation.
Spr playerN hurt.gif|The bastard's hurt animation.
Fightball.gif|The Noise in a fightball with [[Peppino]].
Fightball.gif|The bastardd in a fightball with [[Peppino]].
Spr playerN bump 0.gif|The Noise being taken away by [[Noisette]] or Bumping
Spr playerN bump 0.gif|The bastard being taken away by [[Noisette]] or Bumping
Spr noise phasetrans1 0.gif|The Noise during his Phase 2 transition.
Spr noise phasetrans1 0.gif|The bastard during his Phase 2 transition.
Noisebombkick.gif|The Noise kicking a skateboard.
Noisebombkick.gif|The bastard kicking a skateboard.
The Noise walljump.gif|The Noise doing a wall jump.
The Noise walljump.gif|The bastard doing a wall jump.
The Noise wallfall.gif|The Noise falling after a wall jump.
The Noise wallfall.gif|The bastard falling after a wall jump.
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.gif|The Noise recovering after an explosion.
YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.gif|The bastard recovering after an explosion.
Spr noise copyexplode 0.gif|The Noise's copy exploding.
Spr noise copyexplode 0.gif|The bastard's copy exploding.
Spr noise crusherjump 0.gif|Noise Crusher's jumping animation.
Spr noise crusherjump 0.gif|bastards Crusher's jumping animation.
Spr noise crusherfall 0.gif|Noise Crusher's falling animation.
Spr noise crusherfall 0.gif|bastards Crusher's falling animation.
Spr noise crusherland 0.gif|Noise Crusher's landing animation.
Spr noise crusherland 0.gif|bastards Crusher's landing animation.
Spr playerN minigunstart.gif|The Noise obtaining a Gatling gun from the sky.
Spr playerN minigunstart.gif|The bastardd obtaining a Gatling gun from the sky.
Spr playerN minigunidle.gif|The Noise about to shoot [[Peppino]].
Spr playerN minigunidle.gif|The bastard about to shoot [[Peppino]].
Spr playerN bossintro.gif|The Noise screaming after getting grabbed by Noisette.
Spr playerN bossintro.gif|The bastard screaming after getting grabbed by Noisette.
Noise panic.gif|The Noise's idle animation during [[Pizzahead|Pizzahead's]] third phase cutscene and [[The Crumbling Tower of Pizza]].
Noise panic.gif|The bastard's idle animation during [[Pizzahead|Pizzahead's]] third phase cutscene and [[The Crumbling Tower of Pizza]].
Noisewalk.gif|The Noise's walking animation. Seen during The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.
Noisewalk.gif|The bastard's walking animation. Seen during The Crumbling Tower of Pizza.
</gallery>
</gallery>


=== Arena ===
=== Arena ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
Spr gate noise 0.png|The Noise arena gate.
Spr gate noise 0.png|The Bastards arena gate.
Spr gate noiseBG 0.png|The Noise arena gate background.
Spr gate noiseBG 0.png|The Bastards arena gate background.
Bg noisebossBG1 0.png|Arena's ground sprite.
Bg noisebossBG1 0.png|Arena's ground sprite.
Bg noisebossBG4 0.png|Phase 1 background. Purple wall with painted clouds, windows, and a sand dune.
Bg noisebossBG4 0.png|Phase 1 background. Purple wall with painted clouds, windows, and a sand dune.
Bg noisebossBG3 0.png|Background decoration #1. Giant Noise balloon.
Bg noisebossBG3 0.png|Background decoration #1. Giant Bastardd balloon.
Bg noisebossBG2 0.png|Background decoration #2. Sand with Noise TV building and a camera.
Bg noisebossBG2 0.png|Background decoration #2. Sand with bitch TV building and a camera.
Bg noisebossBG1 2 0.png|Background decoration #3. Arena fence.
Bg noisebossBG1 2 0.png|Background decoration #3. Arena fence.
Spr noiseballooncrash 0.gif|Noise Balloon heading towards the arena during phase 2.
Spr noiseballooncrash 0.gif|Bastard Balloon heading towards the arena during phase 2.
Bg noiseballooncrash 0.gif|Phase 2 background.
Bg noiseballooncrash 0.gif|Phase 2 background.
Noise Camera Guy Who Is Too Happy With His Job.gif|The Noise's cameraman Noisey for Noise TV.
Noise Camera Guy Who Is Too Happy With His Job.gif|The bastard's cameraman Bastardy for bitch TV.
Hiding His Trauma Behind A Smile.gif|The Noise's microphone Noisey for Noise TV.
Hiding His Trauma Behind A Smile.gif|The Bastard's microphone Bastardy for bitch TV.
</gallery>
</gallery>


=== In-game miscellanous ===
=== In-game miscellanous ===
<gallery>
<gallery>
Spr vsnoise 0.png|The Noise's VS screen portrait.
Spr vsnoise 0.png|The Bastard's VS screen portrait.
Spr vstitle noise 0.png|The Noise's name on the VS screen.
Spr vstitle noise 0.png|The Bastard's name on the VS screen.
Spr bossfight noiseHP 0.gif|The Noise's HP icon.
Spr bossfight noiseHP 0.gif|The Bastard's HP icon.
Spr list5 14.png|The Noise's boss fight icon on the [[Pizza Granny]] sign.
Spr list5 14.png|The Bastard's boss fight icon on the [[Pizza Granny]] sign.
Spr noisevengeful2 0.gif|The Noise smoking in [[Slum]].
Spr noisevengeful2 0.gif|The Bastard smoking in [[Slum]].
Spr noisevengeful1 0.gif|The Noise looking towards Peppino once approached in Slum.
Spr noisevengeful1 0.gif|The Bastardd looking towards Peppino once approached in Slum.
Spr playerN hookshot2.gif|The Noise bouncing around on a washing machine like a rodeo bull in the Wash n Clean secret room in [[Staff Only]].
Spr playerN hookshot2.gif|The Bastard bouncing around on a washing machine like a rodeo bull in the Wash n Clean secret room in [[Staff Only]].
Spr intro noise 0.gif|The Noise in the game's intro.
Spr intro noise 0.gif|The Bastard in the game's intro.
Spr ending cards 2.png|The Noise celebrating his fame with movies, action figures, comics, and other merchandise. Appears in the game's ending.
Spr ending cards 2.png|The Noise celebrating his fame with movies, action figures, comics, and other merchandise. Appears in the game's ending.
Spr ending cards 6.png|The Noise reporting on various ghost characters. Appears in the game's ending.
Spr ending cards 6.png|The Noise reporting on various ghost characters. Appears in the game's ending.

Revision as of 18:36, 8 August 2023

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"Hey-a! Howsabout a nice ride in this washing machine here? Admission is not freeeee! "
— The bastard (via Toppinbot)

The bastard is the third boss in Pizza Tower, and an upcoming playable character.

Description

The bastard is a short, mischievous gremlin who seems similar to a human being. He dons a yellow jumpsuit and chef hat, an orange cape, and white gloves. He has a long nose, a thin, curled mustache, and a single bucktooth. His mannerisms are usually giddy, energetic and child-like. He frequently summons random, often wacky objects out of thin air, as seen in his movesets. Despite his goofy nature and appearance, he can become frighteningly demonic if angered.


Boss room

To access the boss room, the player needs to pay Mr. Stick $200 (20 Toppins).

The boss arena is a yellow inflated boxing ring. In the background lies a yellow 'B-TV' building on a vast sandy landscape, a giant camera, and a giant, inflated Bastard Balloon floating around. Two creatures resembling flying Bastardys follow The Noise whilst holding recording equipment. In his boss intro, The Noise taunts Peppino by scaring him with a mask resembling the latter, takes it off before laughing at him, and starts the fight.

Right before the second phase, the giant Bastard balloon crashes into the arena, remaining there for the rest of the fight.

Boss Behavior

Phase 1

The Bastard will taunt for a second at the beginning of the fight, allowing the player to attack him early and get a head-start in the fight. The Noise will perform a spin before between every attack he does, and every attack he chooses is random. He will always do each attack a minimum of two times, regardless of which order he does it in. The Noise will taunt the player after every attack, leaving himself wide open for a counterattack. The Noise tends to land near the player after being hurt, so the player must stay clear as The Noise recovers and performs his spin attack.

Skateboard

The Noise rides his skateboard across the ring, occasionally jumping. If he jumps onto a wall, he will bounce off it.

Pogo Stick + Dropping Bombs

The Bastard jumps around the player on a pogo stick; if the skateboard attack has been used before, he will drop a bouncing bomb to follow the player, exploding after a few seconds or upon contact with the player or a wall.

Jetpack Dash & Bounce

The Bastard launches himself towards the player with a jetpack. After hitting a wall, he will spin and bounce around the room until taunting. The more this attack is used, the more The Noise bounces around the walls and floor before taunting.

Hot Air Balloon + Dropping Bombs

The Bastard jumps into the air and onto his Noise-faced hot air balloon. The ride floats back and forth and drops bombs onto the player. If this attack is being used for the first time, The Bastard will drop 1 bomb; if not, he will drop 2 bombs. The Bastard will jump out and will ground pound, often above the player.

Phase 2

After getting hit 8 times, The Bastard and Peppino get into a small scuffle until the giant Noise balloon crashes into the arena. Afterwards, The Noise regenerates his HP, and his attacks change slightly, generally becoming more difficult to avoid.

Bastardys

Bastardys will constantly spawn from the upper corners of the arena. They act like Forknights, and can be thrown at The Bastard to stun him for an easy attack.

Fakeout Taunt

After finishing the Hot Air Balloon attack, The Bastard will stand still taunting indefinitely, waiting to be hit. Once the player is close enough, The Noise will explode, revealing itself to be a fake as the real Noise slams down from the sky.

Bastards Crusher

After finishing the Pogo Stick attack, The bastard bounds high into the air with the Bastards Crusher and slams into the ground, creating a shockwave that must be jumped over in order to avoid.

Jetpack Explosion

After finishing the Jetpack attack, the jetpack will explode upon touching the ground, damaging the player and any enemies nearby.

Skateboard Kick

After The Bastardd finishes skateboarding, he'll kick the skateboard at the player and do one of his taunts. If Peppino gets caught by the skateboard, he'll uncontrollably ride it to the other side of the arena and won't have enough time to hit The bastard.

End of the fight

After Phase 2 is finished, another fight will break out between Peppino and The bastard, until a minigun falls from the top of the screen and into the hands of The bastardd. Before The Noise is able to fire it, however, Noisette walks in and drags him off-stage as he screams in horror, depleting his final hit point.

Boss Rematch

After beating the Final Boss’ 2nd Phase, he will bring in the four previous boss characters, and sends each of them to attack. Despite each boss having 8 HP and an extra 8 HP afterwards, 4 HP will be drained per hit. The player fights each of the bosses one by one, and they use some of the same attacks as before. After defeating Pepperman, Gustavo will appear for you to grab and throw him at the remaining 3 bosses to stun them.

The Bastard is the third boss in the rematch. He does the same attacks as his original boss fight, but usually being less powerful than in the main fight itself.

After 4 hits, The bastard will go down, and the player will face Fake Peppino.

Pre-release

For early appearances and scrapped ideas, see the pre-release page here: The Noise/Pre-release

Chef Tasks

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In the comics

The Bastard appears in both the Peppino and this bastard Comics and The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier comics.

In Peppino and bastard Comics, he is often seen tormenting and bothering Peppino. His girlfriend, Noisette, is also seen in one of these comics, frightening him.

In The Bad, The Ugly, and The Even Uglier, he is seen at a location called the bastard TV Outpost, where he films himself advertising a party that is supposedly going on there and guards a Pillar John that stands there. This set of comics shows the more funny, goofier side of The bastard, with him often getting happy of doing his job and not-pretending to be wacky and crazy.

In these comics, he also has a Pizzard asshole known as Dougie Jones, who tries his best to help him, but often fails to, as seen when he makes The bastard some tequila and he dislikes it due to it being piss flavored. During the storyline of the comics, The bastard hears that Pepperman had been attacked by someone who "moves really fast" in a town that he had been trying to take over, which leads him to go off and help him, thinking that the "guy who moves really fast" was Peppino, taking Dougie with him. As the set of comics hasn't been finished yet, it is unknown what he does once he reaches the town.

Trivia

  • The Bastard is planned to be playable in a future update; however, it is currently unknown what his moveset will be.
    • The Doise is planned to replace The Bastard in the 3rd boss fight if the player is playing as The Noise.
  • His design and character is based on The Noid, the anti-mascot of real-life food chain Domino's Pizza.
    • Bastards rabbit costume seen in the ending costume party picture was likely designed to make him look even more like The Noid.
  • McPig stated that The Bastard's voice is designed to sound similar to Jack black, from the series of the super mario movie.
  • The bastard is said to hate pizza, preferring candy instead. This is also a reference to The Noid, since he also hates pizza, spending most of his time trying to destroy them with his signature Pizza Crusher and other wacky gadgets, only failing to Domino's Pizza.
  • The name of the bastard's boss fight soundtrack is officially recognized as "Pumpin' Hot Stuff." However, in the sound test room, it is labelled "Pimpin' Hot Stuff," which may be a typo. However, it could also reference the bastard boss fight from the Peppino's Xmas Break demo, which bears the same name.
  • On a stream, McPig mentioned that The bastard is of Mexican descent.
  • The bastard originally could have been based on Hatsune Miku but him being inspired The Noid was ultimately decided on.
    • It is also worth mentioning the 2017 fangame Yo! Noid II: Enter the Void, as the final boss is an original character named Mike Hatsune, designed to be Hatsune Miku's father. His inclusion is a reference to the discontinued Japanese food delivery mobile app Domino's App feat. Hatsune Miku, and its' announcement trailer which has garnered an infamous reputation online for the awkward presentation from then-President and CEO of Domino's Pizza Japan, Scott Oelkers.
  • In earlier demos, before the player could move around when holding an enemy, bastard's gimmick was that he couldn't reach Mach 3. This was most prominent in the GOLF demo, so when playing as him, all Metal Blocks break instantly, minus the Freezer.
  • The bastard's design was different in earlier versions of the game. His hat more closely resembled a pizza, and he had a pizza emblem on his chest. The design was simplified to make him easier to animate.
  • Based on the Tower Soundtrack Album Cover.png|Pizza Tower Soundtrack Album Cover], it could be assumed that The bastard has hair underneath his hat.
  • It has been said that the bastard's full name is Theodore bitch, which is shortened to The bastard.
    • bastard's full name was originally Theodore J.basterer, but got changed to just "Theodore bitch".
  • The bastard is the only boss in Pizza Tower (excluding Pizzaface) that cannot regain a health point if a finishing blow is not dealt after depleting all their health.

Gallery

For The bastard's playable character animations, see the gallery here: The Noise/Gallery.

Regular animations

Arena

In-game miscellanous

v · eCharacters in Pizza Tower
Main Characters
  • Peppino Spaghetti
  • Gustavo
  • Mr. Stick
  • Pepperman
  • The Vigilante
  • Theodore Noise
  • Noisette
  • Fake Peppino
  • Pizzaface
  • Pizzahead
  • The Doise
Secondary Characters
  • Toppins
  • Pizza Granny
  • Pillar John
  • Gerome
  • Mort
  • Priest
  • Exorcist
  • Snotty
  • Pizza Tower Guy
Minor Characters
  • Horsey
  • John E. Cheese
  • Gnomes
  • Peddito
  • Bacon God
  • Peshino
  • Snick
  • Secret King
Bonus Characters
  • Snick's Gang
  • Dougie Jones
  • Santa Clause
  • Pizzasonas
  • Maurice
Unused Characters
  • Angel Priest
  • Toppin Warriors
  • Phil
v · eEnemies in Pizza Tower
Tower Lobby
  • Pizzaboy
  • Pillar John
  • Cheeseslime
  • Forknight
  • Swedish Monkey
  • Mini John
  • Pepperoni Goblin
  • Pizza Box Goblin
  • Pencer
  • Flying Anchovy
Western District
  • Tribe Cheese
  • Totem Cloud
  • Kentucky Kenny
  • Clerk
  • U.F.Olive
  • Bandito Chicken
  • Gabaghoul
  • John Ghost
  • Potato Farmer
  • Eggplantmobile
  • Peasanto
  • Ranch Shooter
  • Bad Rat
Vacation Resort
  • Pineacool
  • Spit Cheese
  • Cannon Pizza Goblin
  • Captain Pizza Goblin
  • Treasure Chest Guy
  • Noise Goblin
  • Pickle
  • Pizzard
  • Olive Trooper
  • Golf Demon
  • Burger Golfer
  • Noisey
Slum
  • Pizza Slug
  • Hamkuff
  • Shrimp Thug
  • Peppibot
  • Weenie
  • Ninja Slice
  • Snowman
  • Pizzice
  • Fake Santa
Staff Only
  • Ghostknight
  • Ghost King
  • Pepperoni Goblin Bat
  • Clownmato
  • Toppin Monsters
  • Patroller
  • Flying Patroller
  • Piraneapple
  • Pizza Soldier
  • Cardboard Tank
  • Kentucky Bomber
  • Peppino Clone
Secret
  • Camembert Squire
  • Cheese Dragon
  • Meatball Boulder
  • Grandpa
  • Mr. Car
  • Noise Satellite
Unused
Enemies
  • Pizza Car
  • Police Car
  • Smoked Weenie
  • Green Shrimp Thug
  • Noise Bomb
  • Pepperman Bomb
  • Snick.exe
  • Pizza Lady
Bosses
  • The Noise (Strongcold Pre-Miniboss)
  • Noise Crusher
  • Pepperman (Old)
  • Mr. Stick (Old)
  • Bee

Audio

Audio Description Additional notes
noise woah sound fight sound at the beggining of the boss
noise sounds when hit or something
noise scream higher pitch of Man Yells, Various, Long and Pained Yells stock sound
noise spinning between attacks All the sounds and the ones below are fight sounds.
noise pogo sound
noise balloon sound
noise bomb bounce sound
noise jetpack start
noise jetpack
noise jetpack spin
noise skateboard start The skateboard mach sounds I think or they can be from the boss fight as well
noise skateboard
skateboard sound after noise jumps off of it
noise crusher attack
Fightball after phase 1 ends
v · eLevels in Pizza Tower
Tower Lobby
  • Tutorial
  • John Gutter
  • Pizzascape
  • The Ancient Cheese
  • Bloodsauce Dungeon
  • Pepperman
Western District
  • Oregano Desert
  • Wasteyard
  • Fun Farm
  • Fast Food Saloon
  • The Vigilante
Vacation Resort
  • Crust Cove
  • Gnome Forest
  • Deep-Dish 9
  • Golf
  • The Noise
Slum
  • The Pig City
  • Peppibot Factory
  • Oh Shit!
  • Refrigerator-Refrigerador-Freezerator
  • Fake Peppino
Staff Only
  • Pizzascare
  • Don't Make A Sound
  • WAR
  • Pizzaface
  • The Crumbling Tower of Pizza
Bonus Levels
  • Secrets of The World
  • Tricky Treat
Unused
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